http://www.twem.idv.tw/> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. 
> 有一隻 烏鴉整天就坐在樹上，但就是不做事。 
> A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, 
> 之後就有一隻兔子看到烏鴉，就問說： 
> Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? 
> 我能學你這樣子就坐在這兒整天不用做事嗎？ 
> The crow answered: Sure, why not. 
> 烏鴉就說啦：當然可以，為啥不行？ 
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. 
> 所以，兔子就在樹的底下休息起來， 
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. 
> 突然的，有一隻狐狸出現把兔子給吃了。 
> Moral of the story is: 
> 這故事告訴你： 
> To be sitting and doing nothing, 
> 想要整天坐著不做事， 
> you must be sitting very, very high up. 
> 你就必須高高在上 
> 
> 
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> Lesson Two第二課 
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> A turkey was chatting with a bull. 
> 有一隻火雞跟一隻公牛在聊天。 
> I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, 
> 火雞說：我真的很想爬到這樹枝頭上耶！ 
> sighed the turkey, but I havent got the energy. 
> 但是我沒力氣！ 
> Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings? 
> 牛說：嗯，沒關係，那你要不要吃一點我的牛大便（英譯：狗屁，屁話）？ 
> replied the bull.Theyre packed with nutrients. 
> 我的牛大便是很營養的喔。 
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him 
> enough strength 
> to reach the first branch of the tree. 
> 火雞就吃了很多牛大便，就變的很強壯足夠讓火雞爬上第一排的樹枝。 
> The next day, after eating some more dung, 
> 接下來的一天，火雞又吃了很多牛大便（狗屁，屁話） 
> he reached the second branch. 
> 讓火雞可以爬上第二排枝頭。 
> Finally after a fortnight, 
> 最後，兩個禮拜過後， 
> there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. 
> 火雞終於爬上枝頭很安穩的在休息， 
> Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, 
> 好景不常，一位農夫發現這隻火雞， 
> who shot the turkey out of the tree. 
> 開槍把火雞打死了。 
> Moral of the story: 
> 這故事告訴你： 
> Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. 
> (狗屁，屁話)或許可以讓你爬的更高，但不可能讓你成功一輩子。 
> 
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> Lesson Three第三課 
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> When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. 
> 當一個身體剛完成的時候，所有的器官想要當這身體的老大。 
> The brain said, I should be Boss because I control the whole bodys 
> responses and functions. 
> 頭腦就說；我應該當老大，因為我支配著整個身體的運作，反應跟功能。 
> The hands said, We should be the Boss because 
> 接著手就說了；我應該當老大因為都是我在做事賺錢。 
> we do all the work and earn all the money. And so it went on andon with 
> the heart, 
> 所以這樣的爭執就一直繼續著，心臟，肺臟跟眼睛也加入爭執， 
> the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. 
> 最後屁眼（英譯：白癡）也說話要當老大！ 
> All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. 
> 所有的器官一同取笑屁眼想當老大， 
> So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. 
> 屁眼一氣之下，將自己塞起來，不爽，罷工去了 
> Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the 
> feet twitched, 
> 在很短的時間內，眼睛、手腳就開始不聽使喚， 
> the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. 
> 心肺也開始失去功能 
> Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the 
> motion was passed. 
> 最後，大家還是決議讓屁眼當老大， 
> All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed 
> out the shit! 
> 所以, 當所有的器官都在做事時, 就老大坐著拉屎（英譯：說屁話） 
> Moral of the story: 
> 這故事告訴你： 
> You don' t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. 
> 想當老大根本不需要大腦！任何白癡都可以當！ 
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